therapize

To perform therapy on someone

I have a brand new client and can't wait to therapize him.

by RosewoodR October 27, 2006

UV Therapy

The act of putting an obviously non sick patient that reports to the emergency department in the waiting room for a long period of time.

Not to be confused with Photoluminescence.

Doctor: Nurse where is the guy with the hang nail?

Nurse: He is out for UV Therapy. Would you like me to bring him back?

by Seth Piers January 4, 2008

Thap

The ability to clap one's hand against the thigh.

I'll thap instead of clap my hands.

by vslp June 9, 2017

Therapist

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

by atiredloser July 13, 2021

Therapist

1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"

Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:

by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005

alcohol therapy

Drinking to reduce momentary suffering. Cheaper than psychotherapy and, for a while, more fun.

We broke up a week ago, and i've been in extensive alcohol therapy ever since.

by hoodrat December 1, 2005

Rational Emotive Behavior Therapy (REBT)

A combination of client-centered therapy, cognitive therapy, and sarcasm, designed by Albert Ellis. REBT acts to remove unreasonable cognitive beliefs, for example, musterbation. Its basic premise is that emotional suffering is due primarily to the often unverbalized assumptions and demands that people carry around with them as they negotiate their own way in life; for example, demanding perfection in oneself and/or in others.

REBT has been shown to reduce self-reports of anxiety in general and specific forms; reduce type A behavior patterns; reduce depression, anger, and, in children, antisocial behavior; and help emotionally healthy people cope better with everyday stress.

Janice's REBT therapist told her she was a control freak and that she was musterbating.

by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005