should i call them

Joker: Should I call them?
Jokee: Who?
Joker: the people who care.
This come-back is used when someone tells you a completely pointless story and you could really care less. People sometimes shorten it to just "should i call them" hinting off to someone that they just don't give a shit.

John: AMANDA! I got a hair cut.
Amanda: Should I call them?

by Whoa There February 17, 2009

Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.

Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"

by WinstonandFriends December 22, 2009

Kate Be little them

The name of a royal who married for the job as a royal other than for love. She criticizes others that do not do as she does. Formal mame is kate middleton.

Kate be little them hurt young women due to her insecurities and poor character.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 31, 2021

Do you like them?

A phrase/ question commonly used to ascertain whether another person finds your testes amicable

Alex: *sends grotesque teste picture* "Do you like them?"
Person 2: Fuck off old man, or ill wet ya

by realtackshooter August 3, 2023

clap them cheeks

Fucking someone with their ass backed up so that it makes a repetitive 'clapping' sound.

Clap them cheeks boi

by desuforeverlulz January 24, 2021

man and boy, every last one of them

A sarcastic retort made during a chaffing tongue-in-check conversation, which pokes fun at a jocular unsubstantiated incorrect summary of an entire group of people

chap1: Did you see that guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They're all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They're all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They're all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.

by noddy330 June 23, 2009

Split Them Cheeks

a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it's a hot girl that's dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it's a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks

boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you're rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile :)
girl: awww, so sweet. what's your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.

by mehigh2203 January 23, 2013