Quantum Splooge

The act of ejaculating so hard and vigorously the seems in the testicles break and a large explosion of cum and balls flies out of you bag. If this is done vigourousoy enough it will cause the space time continuum to malfunction and balls from different universes and dimensions will be flying out of the shatter of time which originated from your balls.

(Wanks)

“OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD ITS SO PAINFUL! I THINK I JUST Quantum Splooged”

by Grant Hansen July 11, 2018

Splooge stooge

One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny

"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."

by Ryan_the_retard July 31, 2022

Splooge party

When that fag forgets the punch for your party so you compromise by getting everyone to fill the punch bowl with their cum.

Me and the boys were forced to have a splooge party after Dave forgot the Hawaiian Punch.

by Lepussy bames May 03, 2021

magma splooge

A misshapen of sexual intercourse, when a mans erection tears the skins of the inner vagina, when seamen exits the vagina, the seamen is orange and red, the color of magma

Man I was doing this chick last night and I got a magma splooge, and then I got the fuck out of there.

by The man of power September 05, 2015

scuba splooge

a term used to describe when someones ejaculates underwater.

Did you see that chick, she was so hot that I scuba splooged in the pool.

by Outkast with a K November 23, 2004

Splooge-Tag

Splooge-Tag is a game first made popular by the 1986 Van Halen Road Crew but anyone can play. The basic idea is to get a blowjob but at the end you pull out of her mouth and try to get as much in her hair as possible. If she asks why you pulled out tell her it was because you had too much respect for her to come in her mouth, Now, make sure there are no mirrors handy and when you clean her up make sure you do not touch her hair deposit. The last part is where you tell her you have to hurry because somebody needs to meet her. Eddie Van Halen worked great but a parent or Priest or whomever will also work. Hurry her to the meeting and introduce her by saying what a nice girl she then when she steps forward to try to shake hands you stand behind her pointing out the offending mass…really great fun for all!

That's John's sixth girl this week and it's only Thursday...that guy sure loves his Splooge-Tag!

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins August 02, 2006

Splooge Graffiti

Act of creating artwork with ones semen.

The only down side to living with two guys is that they leave the Splooge Graffiti for me to find.

by Cory September 22, 2004