Kiddy Fiddler

A person whose favourite activity is touching kids

John - See Tim over there? I heard he's a professional kiddy fiddler.

Sally - Oh really? So was my dad.

by Suedunym February 23, 2023

kiddy catcher

someone who goes around in a van, usually white, and catches children. normally uses a net, and tells children about the sweets he has in his/her van.
sometimes called a pedo

"hey kids, do you want to come see my sweets, they're in my van" or
John "hey, look at that mans kiddy catcher net" dave "bet he's going to his van"

by derping chicken December 30, 2011

The Kiddy Clan

Roblox Sword Clan in which the best, most good looking member, is PatientCicero.

Member "Blaeded" is being investigated for the spread of misinformation.

Did you hear how The Kiddy Clan got shutdown?

Yeah, don't worry, PatientCicero is still in Havoc Ascendancy.

by Heh gl September 18, 2018

Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.

“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”

by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018

kiddie hour

The hour or so after school is out. It is the ideal time to play online multiplayer games, because of the number of young children playing.

Guy 1: I really suck at this game.
Guy 2: we should play again tomorrow during kiddie hour. Maybe you'll do better.

by Karl Rayne December 4, 2019

skiddy kiddy

Skiddy kiddy is usually a name given to people who cannot handle there poop and poop in very weird places some time bed the louge floor there girlfriends mouths and very weird places this skiddy is in reference to the poo and kiddy is to demonstrate these people have the mental age of a 4 year old

“Hey it’s zak he’s a skiddy kiddy he poop in his gfs mouth”

by Kemmerson February 5, 2018

kiddy vortex

The classic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up!

"how was your weekend Christopher, what did to get up to? Mate, it was one big kiddy vortex!

by two blonds May 14, 2017