guac tease

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.

"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."

by Andrewconda January 20, 2010

spring tease

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.

I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.

by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010

queer tease

A hot ass straight dude who likes to show of his muscular body, and brand name underwear around some dorky gay or bicurious guy. He will immediately bring up his girlfriend into the conversation, but still attempt to carry on a "friendly" conversation with the gay guy as if to say "look but don't touch." Like female cock teases, the queer teases' actions are selfish, ego pumping bullshit that expresses contempt for those "lesser" than him, as well as a desire to maintain and perpetuate the status quo by putting the gay "nerd" in his place simply by being better than him, rather than actually calling him out as a nerd.

queer teases are evil dumb shits, and true geeks should immediately get sarcastic on their stupid jock asses and then leave immediately, perferably with a completely offensive and off color remark, or even just a plain insult like "your music sucks" or "your culture sucks", etc. Since most queer teases like to listen to shitty rap songs like "N Love Wit a Stripper" , insulting their music is safe, and totally accurate.

gay dude's friend: that jock dude is really friendly with you.

gay dude: yeah, but he's just a queer tease. He wants me to know he's better than me.

gay dude's friend: What a dumb deusch.

gay dude: yeah! Fuck him!

by ungrateful unmanagable dickweed December 14, 2006

Weasel-teaser

A girl, usually between the approximate ages of 19 and 30, of exceptional natural beauty, and who therefore causes 'wowsers in the trousers' of all men who lay eyes on her.

The male in this situation generally feels the desire for said lady to tease his weasel, possibly squeeze the weasel (depends what you're into), please his weasel, and if all goes well, make the weasel sneeze.

**Not to be confused with chocolate weasel teaser**

Dave: Whoah! Dude, this city is full of weasel-teasers; I love it!

Boris: Yeah man...daaaymn! See that girl over there? She could tease my weasel all day!

by The Noceros February 19, 2010

tejash

tejash means buff, cute, sweet, sensetive, gorgeous, stunning, kind (sometimes)and big dicked boy!

tejash-everything stated above

by trushna September 24, 2006

Tenashoes

Comfortable shoes like basketball shoes also known as sneakers or tennis shoes according

Your tenashoes are fashionable

by Mikewillmadeit951 May 30, 2018

Rick tease

A person (usually a male) with a new can of dipping tobacco who neglects to make the socially expected offer to fellow chewers upon entering a group situation, or refuses to share his tobacco with others. Being a Rick tease is widely frowned upon around bonfires, four-wheelers, and 30-racks of Busch Light, especially in Onalaska.

Hooter: "Hey Dirk, y'anna toss me that can?"

Derek: "Nah man, go buy your own can, ya know?"

Hooter: "Quit bein' such a Rick tease, ya'sshole!"

Derek: "Man, you bett'r be thankful y'ain't a Triad, man..."

by JuhCoby25 December 7, 2010