telebone

1.To have intense phone sex.

2. To crank call your friend and have them completely fall for it.

" have you talked to that kinky bitch,Amanda, recently"
" hell yea, I can't wait to telebone her again tonight."

" I can't believe Ryan fell for my crank call"
" yeah you totally teleboned him."

by lookwhaticando May 29, 2013

telebropathy

When two guys that are friends, think about the same thing at the same moment. Usually followed by a high five

Hey man guess what i'm having for lunch? *speak at the same time* CHICKEN!
OMG DUDE WE GOT TELEBROPATHY

by Brorgasm March 5, 2015

telebating

The act of violently masturbating to the classic childrens television show Teletubbies

"WTF were you doing Saturday night?"
"Violently masturbating to the Teletubbies"
"Nothing significant then?"
"I'd call Telebating pretty significant"
"Telebating! It even has a name! fucking Jesus"

by NineteenSeconds April 13, 2015

tebea

A very hot girl with a loving heart, sweet mind and cherry lips

Person: Hey I just saw Tebea!
Person 2: Yeah I love her cherry lips
Person: Can't wait to get my Lips on those lips

by Marcus_urbandictionary April 27, 2017

teheater

A joyous occasion or event. Anything that can be defined as a stretch of time to the average human being.

"Hi! Have a great teheater" "Happy teheater" "Screw that, NOBODY is going to ruin my teheater this teheater"

by tacoshack222 January 13, 2018

teeannon

Teeannon is a name for those who are extreamly intelligent, but has little or no common sense. They often say things they already know the answer too. However, they are trouble free and don’t like to cause arguments. If your called Teeannon you are a reliable, trustworthy, caring person.

My name is teeannon

by Urban dictionary company May 14, 2018

tele-elmoipsum

Its when Elmo gets really drunk and goes on tv. Usually cursing and screaming, then passing out on the children. After that, he has a massive hangover and poop's on the puppeteers hand. He also, when drunk, repeatedly call's Cookie Monster fat and diabetic, which then breaks out a fight.

" Oh god, Elmo is tele-elmoipsum"

by MaxTheMememaster330 October 1, 2018