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Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010
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Teddy-Ballin

1) Its more than a word, its a lifestyle...its when your swag is at a hundred trillion zillion

2) Its having the ability to fly above the bullshit in life and staying positive...

3) Its going out there working harder than hard, to make it and achieve your goals

3) Its living a successful life after growing up in a struggling neighborhood society and surroundings...

4) Is being a guy so sexy that no woman can resist him, nor would they want to, known to cause immense sexual pleasure

5) Its being well respected, high in status......

6) Its to be dat dude...A very sexy, hot, cute, adorable, huggable, kissable, smart, kind, hardworking, and respectable being...
1) Its not only having a ps3 in every room but having a baby closet inside your already oversized closest just because your "Teddy-Ballin"....

2) You know your "Teddy-Ballin" when you to fly to L.A for a week just to play basketball wit Kobe.....

3) Circoc is to Diddy what "Teddy-Ballin" is to Teddy
by Mr. Teddy_Ballin August 12, 2009
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Teddy Toughnuts

A guy that lets you know he is tougher than you by squealing the tires of his '86 ford escort hatchback, usually while wearing a dirty wife beater or a bad heavy metal band concert shirt that he never went too.
Slow down there Teddy Toughnuts before you start scaring the little neighborhood kids.
by T-Bone June 19, 2006
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Teddy bear

by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015
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Telly

Is a resort or hotel
The squad and I went and got a telly for the weekend.
by ...... August 27, 2018
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teddy bear poop

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered
I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop
by pickle pants March 8, 2009
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Tired as a teddy bear

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall
'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.
by cg12321 June 29, 2010
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