elevator testicles

A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other.

Mike's elevator testicles looked as if one testicle weighed ten pounds more than the other.

by b00zy September 25, 2005

Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).

"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."

by happynoj March 6, 2009

Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.

1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.

by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012

Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.

Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.

by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018

west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).

Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!

by divemaster September 22, 2006

Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.

1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.

by P85 December 1, 2009

testicle festival

A party or gathering consisting mainly of guys. Similar to sausage factory or sausage fest. Can use "test fest" for short.

John had a gig at his place, but forgot to invite chicks. Turned out to be a bona fide testicle festival.

by JJ-ATCs April 17, 2011