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smashed rat

Slang for the mons pubis and outer labia. Refers to the striking similarity the vagina has to carnage.
i gotta trim this shit before he bites my smashed rat
by meatpop November 11, 2005
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Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.
Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None
by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015
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Smashed

1.(verb) in passtence to smash

2.(verb) in passtence to smash or sex
1. I just smashed a big
2. I just smashed your mum.
by Kwillitzer June 16, 2017
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Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016
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smashed

to be fucked out of you mind CuZ ur Fucking drunk as hell!!
MaN WeN i FiNiSHeD My 40' oF VoDKa WoWWy WaS i Smashed GooD TiMe Tho
by The Reefer Man April 27, 2005
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smashed penny

a penny that is put in a machine that imprints it with a word or design. Generally it is given as a gift from one person to another, usually boy to girl or vice versa. It generally signifies eternal friendship but nothing more, like a relationship. The receiver usually accepts the gift but then enters a state of depression behind closed doors because he wants to have a relationship.
Marissa just gave me a smashed penny and I'm pissed because I want to be more than friends; now I'm stuck in the best friend zone.
by ustifet ustifetiana September 29, 2008
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GET SMASHED

The medical student's favourite mnemonic since it:

1. Somehow makes them THINK that knowing this makes them smarter than the average mortal

2. Allows them to mention scorpion stings as a cause of pancreatitis
Consultant: So, you there, in the corner! Tell me, what is the most common cause of pancreatitis!

Student that thinks he's rather funny: Scorpion stings!

Other students: *giggles*

Consultant: Why don't you just go and GET SMASHED.
by MorbusX February 24, 2013
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