by Woodchucks February 28, 2022
Get the hand simulator survivalmug. The products included in your Tesco delivery used to protect you from Coronavirus. The contents include a six-pack of knock-off Heinz beans, a packet of rice, Carex hand sanitizer, a four-pack of jumbo toilet paper, and a second-hand Mankini. It normally only lasts about 2 weeks, and all comes up to about £39.99. Considering the rarity of these items, due to the bulk buying customers planning to self-isolate, the Survival Kit is heavily underpriced (not that it is a bad thing though).
Michael: “I’m scared, I wanna hide from Coronavirus!”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
Pablo “What about your Coronavirus Survival Kit?”
by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020
Get the Survival Kitmug. Defined: When a sexual partner tries to spear a loose tampon that has entered the vagina deeper after intercourse.
Definition "Wait a minute, my tampon is missing. Time to go Urban Survival Fishing! Get down in there deep, here is a biro."
by Barkerlona May 2, 2018
Get the Urban Survival Fishingmug. A classic hunting scream often used by German YouTuber Gronkh during his survival let’s plays. Originated in his traumatic experience of playing “The Forest “ Los Forestos and having to hunt lizards for dinner.
by timmyisintrouble April 10, 2022
Get the Survival!mug. Survival the BLANK the killer is a style of roblox games where a player will insert a model from something from fiction, for example a creepypasta, cartoon character or original character, put the same script of a jeff the killer free model and a treehouse map on a greenlands, and then publish the games, these usually lack any effort, The first instance of these was in "Survival The Jeff The Killer", Which started the trend, however popular roblox youtuber Albert Flamingo Gave it a bigger boost in popularity by making Survival The Spongebob The Killer.
by Conta46822 April 27, 2025
Get the Survival the BLANK The Killermug. A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 21, 2024
Get the Survival of the Retardsmug. Alex’s Survival is a brand, founded by “Alex 🤍#8072” on Discord. The brand originated from Alex’s Survival World name “Alex’s Survival”. In November of 2021, Alex founded the official Alex’s Survival DISCORD SERVER. The invite link to the server is found in Alex’s “About Me” on Discord today.
The brand eventually expanded to Twitter too (@AlexSurvivalCo), along with having its own Media Manager, and the Discord Server saw a bit of growth. It was accused of being a blood gang in a server called “Dismal”, but it was later false.
Today, Alex makes updates needed for the Alex’s Survival brand name, and the ownership was split
The brand eventually expanded to Twitter too (@AlexSurvivalCo), along with having its own Media Manager, and the Discord Server saw a bit of growth. It was accused of being a blood gang in a server called “Dismal”, but it was later false.
Today, Alex makes updates needed for the Alex’s Survival brand name, and the ownership was split
by Alex’s Survival August 29, 2022
Get the Alex’s Survivalmug.