When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody
I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!
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Johnny:"Mommy, why are you're teeth so white?"
Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."
Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."
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When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim
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Get the Zebra Surprise mug.A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
by fireaway12 December 17, 2010
Get the Double Dick Surprise mug.When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
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