stalking

When two people in love go for a nice long walk.
Only, one of them doesn't know they're being followed.

Dude One: I think that girl is stalking me man and it's freaking me out.
Dude Two: Oh man don't sweat it. It just means you're in love!
Dude One: Okay seriously man, what the fuck?

by I Learn Things From Bunnies November 4, 2009

stalking

A show of one's devotion.

Some call it stalking. I call it love.

by Gemini Twin #2 December 18, 2005

Standing O-vation

The crowd-like roar that echoes through the mind during a particularly intense orgasm.

Their incredibly romantic evening ended in the only suitable way: with a standing o-vation.

by Rob in the 'Hood January 19, 2010

Silk Stalkings

A detective show in the early 90's written by Stephen J. Cannell (a.k.a. the evil typewriter guy). The crimes in every show were refered to by the two lead detectives as "Silk Stalkings", or high classed sex-oriented crimes. Solving these crimes are Chris Lorenzo (played by Rob Estes) and Rita Lee Lance (played by Mitzi Kapture), whose tongue and cheek conversations throughout the show are the basis of Silk Stalkings' dialogue.

"Homicide on the cheating spouse and his lover. Looks like possible Silk Stalkings."

by Cinema_Toast_Crunch March 5, 2006

Pre-stalking

Pre-Stalk, Pre-stalker, Pre-stalking

A person who stalks you so much that they know where you are and will be at all times. So in an attempt to not be creepy, they will guess (correctly) where you will be and show up before you get there. This gives them the false feeling that they are not creepy when in all reality you understand they are only there to see you.

-"Man I think shes pre-stalking me."
-"Why?"
-"Shes been following me alot and last night she showed up at the atmosphere concert when everyone knows she only likes opera."
-"haha man, sucks for you"

by Irregruardless1 March 31, 2009

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

standing hampton

a Standing Hampton is an erect penis

I woke up this morning and looked down at my standing hampton

by F_Dawg April 25, 2008