scrandom

n. someone who thinks they are awesome, but in fact noone even remotely like them, nor are they remotely good at the game.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Origin circa 2005 MLG becoming popular many people who merely spectated MLG events thought they were pro, when in fact they were just random xbl kids. This popularized the word random. The adaption of the word scrandom took 3 years to develop with the onset of halo 3 random didn't cut it anymore words were fusioned to express the hate for randoms. Stupid Random Cunt thus the word scrandom.

XBL Nub: Wow kid get out br'ed
XBL Nub2: SCRANDOM!
Here is the classic case of hypocrisy remember on xbl the winner is the one who gets the last word or yells the loudest.

or

XBL Nub: Ohh emmm Gee I out Br'ed T2
T2: Scrandom
Being pro you are on a higher echelon of play and no matter what the situation if you are killed by a scrandom they will File share it.

by XBLguruSon May 4, 2009

mexican standoff

A situation in which several people all have guns (or, occasionally, other projectile weapons) pointed at each other's heads.

The origins of the 'Mexican' part is unknown

Do we really need the Mexican standoff scene?

by Darth Ridley September 21, 2006

Mexican Standoff

Do not expect to get the same result from those of Mexicans portrayed in Hollywood movies.

Mexican standoff involves two individuals that are not able to come a resolution but neighter wants to compromise.

by Steel-rain December 13, 2010

strandy

when hair is thick but sticks together in chunky stands... may sound nasty, but looks beautiful

"hey do you like my hair?"
"umm... it looked good until i touched it... its really... strandy!"

by hayley combes April 14, 2010

European Standoff

Occurs when two men are at adjacent urinals and neither can start peeing due to the combination of nerves, silence, and overall awkwardness.

Derived from the old joke, best read aloud: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom? ... European! (You're a' peein')

See also pee shy and urinal anxiety.

Man 1: Wow, you were in there for a long time? Were you taking a dump?

Man 2: No, I got caught in a European Standoff. I had to wait until the other guy gave up and left to start peeing.

by Rotcerid May 15, 2016

mormon standoff

When you run into someone in a compromising location and realize if either party mentions it they will incriminate themselves by association.

I walked ino the stripckub and saw my boss. We stared at each other realizing we were in a mormon standoff.

by Igby1106 November 3, 2017

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

by HardcoreSexOnly May 4, 2021