gay stance

They way someone stands when they're probably gay. Typically a lean to the left or right, with arms akimbo.

"Yeah, that guy totally has gay stance. Looks like he's about to fall over"

by cheesegambino April 17, 2024

Captain Morgan stance

When a guy takes a piss with his foot propped up on something (Usually the side of the bath tub) like Captain Morgan stands with his foot on a barrel.

I like your bathroom, I can pee Captain Morgan stance in it.

by DrKarate September 20, 2012

Pomp and stance

An abbreviation for “pomp and circumstance,” referring to acts of frivolity and unnecessary ceremony

Paul and Mary’s dog has no pomp and stance.

by YourMom’sButt October 23, 2018

Three Point Stance

Position assumed while jerking off, where one places their hand on the wall for physical support.

“Dude, you’re never gonna believe it, I was in the backyard, and I looked through the bathroom window and saw Bryce in a Three Point Stance!”

by cuck_showalter November 19, 2021

Shikamaru power stance

Ha! I saw that. I do that all the time.

Hym "Ha! Shikamaru power stance. Great!"

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Resting Brad Stance

The posture of a human, usually named Brad, that’s indicative of many bad (but not evil) thoughts, people or circumstances that are about to annoy Brad.

When we met up with Brad at MILF beach, he was in full Resting Brad Stance . One hand in the hoodie pocket. The other holding the coffee cup, ramrod-straight spine and feet in a ready-position. You could almost feel the imminent anger. And sure enough, he was pissed at the shitty u-turn we made and that we were running late.

by Chaveline January 11, 2026