barr stool

A lying pile of shit

The word is formed from the name William "Barr," infamous Attorney General who lied to Congress, and "stool," a medical term for shit.

Trump got his personal barr stool, when William Barr became Attorney General.
The Barr Stool in Chief said, "Mexico will pay for the wall."

by euphemismo May 3, 2019

runny stool

a chair like object that runs away from you because it doesnt want someones ass in their face.

bob went to sit on the stool and it ran away like a runny stool!

by Typsy December 19, 2007

Stool

Another word for sperm or to ejaculate.

I have lots of stool.
Oh yeah, I am stooling everywhere.
I stooled in her mouth.

by mikey64_1508 July 4, 2011

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003

Bar stool

the runs one gets after a heavy night on the juice.

Damn I feel terrible - the shits running out of me like soup. All that tequila last night gave me bar stool.

by Franco V September 23, 2008

kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Stool Runnings

The act of comical running one partakes in whilst they need to deficate desperately. An adaption of the film 'Cool Runnings'

"Wow that was fast!"

"That's the worst case of Stool Runnings I've ever seen!"

by Campbell (2008) March 4, 2008