squishy mitt

A squishy mitt is also known as a woman's vagina

did you put your penis in her squishy mitt?

by leebr September 14, 2006

Squishlet

A name given to your bubba when you give them squishes after hot sex.

"Keelie, you are my hot lil squishlet"

by AliBear January 26, 2009

squashed spider

When a woman has un unkept crotch, and the hair sticks out the side of bikini or panties, resembling a large spider that has been stepped on.

"That girl is hot, but you can tell from that squashed spider she's got, that she hasn't shaved in months."

by eebe skylark August 8, 2012

Squesha

A Girl who is very sexy, so sexy that the sight of her gives you a big red Clifford muttroom tip.
She has perky tits with nice pink nipples, firm round ass, a spectacular snatch
and a mouth that makes you want to fuck the shit out of her face while doing squealies at BP in Oakura.

Last night I got lucky with a da-da-dayum Squesha. She worked wonders on my muttroom with her mouth and box.
I don't think anyone will ever give me an erection unless it was that squesha from last night

by reamer November 21, 2013

hot squash

A massive dump

After eating that greasy burger, I dropped a hot squash!

by homusbizzles December 10, 2010

squish pie

An and extremely wet, naturally lubricated vagina capable of making a squish sound when penetrated.

That bitches squish pie was noisey and made one hell of a mess.

by pie master August 3, 2006

squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.

henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.

by henery777 June 10, 2009