Squirtle squad

Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.

Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels

by thegymmenace June 23, 2023

squirtlesquad mc

a pixelmon server full of faggots. the staff are straight dumbasses who dont know their left from their right.
the players aint much better, coming in and trying to over sell pokemon and items for CRAZY amounts.
the owner never plays and the manager doesnt listen to anyone. is very pay to win and will absolutely kick you if you dont give them any money then complain if you dont like something.

player 1: can i buy that plushie?
player 2: yea for 3 million.
player 1: die bitch

person 1: got any good pixelmon servers?
person 2: (proceeds to list many pixelmon servers, not even bothering to mention squirtlesquad mc.)

by b1gb1ackc0ck69420 September 26, 2024

Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024

Squirkey

A term used to define a very FAT squirrel. This term was popularized in the r/fatsquirrelhate subreddit.

Damn! That's a big squirrel. He's practically a squirkey!

by BCantEvenSwim November 22, 2024

Squorkledink

A form of mockery in response to a stutter or mispronunciation.

Person 1: "I-in-in case you..."
Person 2: "Squorkledink!"

by LinkTom86 December 6, 2023

Squirtle

When a person uses an enema to prepare for a anal session and does not eliminate all the water completely before the fun and accidentally shoots it out of their butt at an inopportune time.

"I was hooking up with this dude last night and when I gagged on his dick, I squirtled all over my feet."

by Iamincognito February 17, 2024

Squirtle

When a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

squirtle is when a male lights their pubic hair on fire, and the female has to squirt to put it out.

by Iglooerrank600 March 17, 2024