Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

by Boots with the fur February 7, 2021

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when depositing lotion on your hand and telling your friends, "hey ya'll what does it look like?" and one replies...(me) it looks like squidward came in your hand, in a more general sense, when one cums in his/her lovers hand.

Gimmie a hot squidward baby, i dont have a condom for you to cum in anyway!

by carvaggio'z boi May 18, 2006

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Doin The Squidward

When your Girlfreind cheats on you with three differnt guys at the same time.

Yo man, I just broke up with my girl cause I heard she was Doin the squidward with John, Donnie & Steve behind my back.

by Hollyy' MaliBu B April 27, 2011

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The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(

by Believe in Me April 24, 2004

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