Squatch

Tall hairy man

bad ass} did u see that Squatch

by Squatchnigga May 29, 2015

squattie

describing someone who is short and thick

That girl over there looks a little squattie.

by LeeyahR August 2, 2016

squattie

one who temporarily lives in empty or abandoned properties

I found a squattie living in the crawl space of my empty rental home.

by General Watchdog November 12, 2016

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017

Squatch

A very hairy pussy

Lauren has quite the squatch

by Cletus junker January 21, 2018

squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.

God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.

by Volktronn February 26, 2018

Squatch

The new word for cunt.

That fucking squatch cut me off! You damn squatch!

by Watchjonbeep May 9, 2018