spooming

spooming: the act of anal pentration by a SySop to a male mod. leaves moderator with ass full of pasta

mod takes it in the rear while SySop spooming time bitch! screams 'yo white, Ben Affleck!'

by VAMPIRE_ March 4, 2009

spooning

The act slapping a Greek girl's breasts with a spoon while having sex with her in a kitchen.

Did you hear? Dambini has been spooning her last night.

Oh Dambini, spoon me!

by Dambana December 11, 2011

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

Spoofing

An oral sex act most commonly performed on males in which the erect penis is taken into the mouth, a hard vacuum or suction is created, and then the penis is promptly removed, causing an audible inrush of air. Release of the vacuum and continued intake of air by the performer allows air to rush over the penile glans, eliciting unsuspected pleasure. Often compared to the feeling of blowing on the tip of a penis, but can be performed in a single fluid movement, and is easily repeatable. For best results the lips should not immediately purse upon penile removal. Care must be taken to not engage too much suction upon the penis as damage could potentially occur.

The female version is similar, except the exposed glans of the clitoral shaft is taken into the performers mouth, and then removed. Most find they must "pop" their lips off the clitoris, as there is not much to actually wrap lips around.

Jessica loved spoofing Jon's penis until he cried out in ecstasy.

by Kopfsammler June 4, 2013

Wooden Spooning

The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve

I was wooden spooning my bitch.

by Jay-Jayster September 18, 2009

Spooning

Hard dick pressed against a females ass, titty on one hand, other hand fingering pussy while in the act of kissing her neck.

1.Hey bro so did your girlfriend go over last night?

2. Yeah, we were spooning on my couch the entire night, it was amazing!

by wolfhaley666 January 15, 2014

swooping

The act or process of a man trying to seduce his friend, or any other man's woman. Which is completely wrong and messed up to do thus naming the male a swooper.

Dude, you know Maria is with John. Stop swooping in on her you filthy smut.

by Big Bad B Lyons January 24, 2006