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spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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spock it

Originated by a gang of elite geeks who were followers of the Star Trek cult. Can be used to diss others and individuals whose intelligence is lesser than their's.

Equivalent to "suck it"
Person: Star Trek ? Is that the one with Luke Skywalker ?

Geek: No, that's Star Wars. Spock it, bitch.
by Beammeupscotti July 27, 2010
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The Spock Position

This is a sex position. Start by simply holding your hand out like Spock does on the show "Star Trek" then set your legs up the way your hands are placed. For those wondering what the thumb is, its the midget watching.
"I asked Candace to do the Spock Position last night and she said no."
"Well looks like you just have to dump her."
"I already paid the midget and everything"
by tiny.vivi.666 October 30, 2012
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Socks and Underwear

The feeling you get when you have to urinate, but when you make it to the bathroom the urge to take a horrific dump hits you like a steamroller. It's comparable to a christmas present you would get from your grandmother. You pick up the package and you squeeze/shake it. It feels like and looks like socks, but when you unwrap the gift it turns out to be socks AND underwear. Apply that principle to the bathroom. You go in and it feels like a 30 second wizz job much like the Christmas present feels like only socks, but once you get started you realize that a turd is on its way and can't be stopped which is kind of like the surprise you get when you open a package you believe to be only socks but there turns out to be underwear there as well.
Guy "E" and Guy "C" are playing video games. Guy "E" says "be right back...gotta make tinkle." Guy "E" returns 10 minutes later. Guy "C" asks "what took so long." Guy "E" replies: "Sorry man, socks and underwear"
by Evan Thorn December 9, 2008
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huf socks

Socks worn by wanna be stoners who feel the need to flaunt how cool they are because they do drugs. All the "tumblr girls" wear them so white teenage girls are convinced that they're cool.
"I just got some new Huf Socks"
"You smoked half a bowl a year ago and choked every hit"
by Hairy Dickinson June 4, 2014
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Shocksite

A website typically used to horrify and disturb viewers.
J:Hey go to google and type in tubgirl
A:Alright what is it supposed to be-oh god!!
J:Like that shocksite?
by Snagglebroth November 12, 2009
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Spock block

(Noun) Any time during which Mr. Spock's infallible logic prevents humans from making poor choices with their inferior intellect.

(Verb) To perform the act described above, which you can only do if you are Mr. Spock, and you are not.

(Adjective, ending in -ed) To be on the receiving end of a Spock block. In many space cultures of the future this is considered the greatest honor a man can receive.
When Captain Kirk tries to regain control of the Enterprise in part 1 of "The Menagerie", he is Spock blocked by the Vulcan's clever hacking skills and cannot override the ship's computer.
by Hungry Like the Worf August 26, 2010
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