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spit diaper

A partial facemask put on prisoners who have a nasty tendency to spit or hawk loogies at the arresting officer(s), courtroom inhabitants (judge, bailiff, prosecuting attorneys, jury members, court reporter, etc.), prison employees, and so on. Spit diapers fit relatively tightly over the mouth & nose of the offending spitter, and are fastened to the face with thin elastic bands that fit around the ears.
Eduardo kept spitting at the cops, so they gave him a spit diaper right after he had his mugshot.
by Telephony December 27, 2015
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Spit shine the coochie

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
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spit queen

the ruler of spit-aria
the spit queen is the ruler of a group of people that worship minecraft llama spit
by isiethelioness October 17, 2021
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Spite boy

Is a boy a girl will use as bait to make her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous by showing up at the same party or public place where he, his friends or family can witness this spectacle firsthand.

Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.
Tony: I see Candi came to the party with Jerome.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite man

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.
Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite girl

Is the opposite of a spite boy.

Seeing this spite girl with her boyfriend or “ex “ will make her want him more and more determine to reassert her position. Turning her into his model girlfriend.
Danielle: Destiny are you still dating Cory?
Destiny: Kind of.
Danielle: He brought his spite girl Shelley to Tom’s.
Destiny: I’m going to sit in our booth with them.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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Spite woman

Is the opposite of a spite man.

The boyfriend will opt more for the living together arrangement until he is ready to commit with the end result being marriage.
Darnell: Chance are you Cheri ever getting married?
Chance: I love her but I’m still not ready yet.
Darnell: Well your spite woman isn’t helping you.
Chance: You’re Cheri is the one I can’t live without.
by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022
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