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navel smegma

that gross white crud that smells like cheese that comes from your navel. it may collect lint and other particles further enhancing said cheese-like odor
this girl was goin down on me and said she smelled something foul...she was like damn nigga i think you got some navel smegma
by L-D to da D-Z November 8, 2006
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Butt Smegma

The term "Butt Smegma" dates back a few hundred years. Butt Smegma is a cheesy-like curd that gathers between butt cheeks, where light cannot gather. It can be caused by hostile gases in a confined area, old lunch and moist hair. Even bad news has been found to cause Butt Smegma. This moist layer of tangible smell is salty to the taste and is not latex based. It cannot be washed off. It must be mechanically removed by a scraping action, such as the edge of a new credit card, driver's license or well cared-for front teeth.
Randy told Kelly that the spot at the lower rear of his trousers looked like (say it with me) "Butt Smegma".
by First Bigboi September 17, 2005
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Road Smegma

Nasty crap in the gutter stuff, oil, tar, chippings etc.
'He decked off his bike and got a face full of road smegma.'
by Clank May 31, 2007
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female smegma

female smegma is a whitish deposit that naturaly builds up around the folds of the clitoral hood and other folds of the female genital organs, if insufficient cleaning of the area takes place. (bit like cottage cheese)Washing with warm water is the usual means of cleansing.
A deposit of white material around the clitoris and the hood is usualy a sign of build up of female smegma
by steph_uk March 19, 2008
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mega smega smegma

Mega smelly dickcheese found underneath the foreskin in most dirty uncircumcized men. Looks like a mixture of athlete's foot, colby jack cheese, and asbestos.
You could smell Johny's mega smega smegma from across the locker room.
by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007
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Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs
Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium
by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015
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lottery smegma

The residue from scratching off instant lottery tickets.
The floor of his truck had an inch of lottery smegma on it and not a winner in sight.
by Babooooo September 25, 2006
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