Skip to main content

smegma-master

Someone who collects large amounts of smegma.
Unfortunatly… ur son… is a smegma-master
by willinatorn December 21, 2023
mugGet the smegma-master mug.

Smegma factory

(noun): a dick, one to be considered of fine crafting.
Sanchez replied " god crafted a smegma factory in these pants."
by Becker936 January 27, 2017
mugGet the Smegma factory mug.

isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....
by allahistheone February 19, 2025
mugGet the isma smegma mug.

smegma

smegma is a cheese like matter underneath the foreskin due to lack of hygiene
im gonna rub my smegma all over you
by anonymous January 7, 2025
mugGet the smegma mug.

Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
mugGet the Dead Man’s Smegma mug.

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.
I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.
by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022
mugGet the Smegma Meeting mug.

Smegma

Hey Ben , you need to clean your smegma
by Matts forehead December 22, 2019
mugGet the Smegma mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email