An ogre bound fluid that is extremely stimulant. You may have taken a bath in it when shrek claimed your bedroom. If it hasn't been consumed within 2 hours. It will slip into your sisters' bedroom and coat her while she sleeps. Once she is suffocated, she will begin transformation into an extremely horny homoshrexual mortician with herpes and dwarfism. If he can track you. Than you have approximately one hour to shrek a McDonalds employee with a rotten onion to summon shrek for the battle of the century.
by Shrexyshrek March 19, 2015
8 to 12 year old fag from the FNAF community. Finds a bullshit way to relate everything to FNAF, Minecraft, Undertale, or Roblox or the like. Undoubtedly is subscribed to MatPat and other Youtube big shot faggots who haven't held a real world job in at least Four years.
by Shrexyshrek October 27, 2016
by Shrexyshrek March 28, 2015
To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.
Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)
Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)
My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.
by Shrexyshrek April 01, 2015
Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
by Shrexyshrek March 24, 2016
Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs
by Shrexyshrek May 27, 2015