Definitions by Shrexyshrek

Fnafrican 

8 to 12 year old fag from the FNAF community. Finds a bullshit way to relate everything to FNAF, Minecraft, Undertale, or Roblox or the like. Undoubtedly is subscribed to MatPat and other Youtube big shot faggots who haven't held a real world job in at least Four years.

That Faggot there walkin down the street is a Fnafrican.

Fnafrican by Shrexyshrek October 26, 2016

Nosebleed Tampon 

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.

I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.

Nosebleed Tampon by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016

Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium 

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015

Hot Mervin 

To plant fecal matter into the food and or beverage of ones client.

Typical Mervins:
*Sandwich
*Burger (Patties)
*Salad
*Spaghetti (Meat Balls)
*Sausage or Beef Dog (Hot Dogs are too pink)
*Beer
*Hot Fudge Sundae (FUDGE)

My boss is a DICK so i gave him a Hot Mervin in his Burrito and blamed it on the hot new bimbo apprentice.

Hot Mervin by Shrexyshrek March 31, 2015

Metallica 

Assholes who make great music and ripped off Dave Mustaine.

Metallica has gotten softer lately.

Metallica by Shrexyshrek March 30, 2015

Ogre Cum

An ogre bound fluid that is extremely stimulant. You may have taken a bath in it when shrek claimed your bedroom. If it hasn't been consumed within 2 hours. It will slip into your sisters' bedroom and coat her while she sleeps. Once she is suffocated, she will begin transformation into an extremely horny homoshrexual mortician with herpes and dwarfism. If he can track you. Than you have approximately one hour to shrek a McDonalds employee with a rotten onion to summon shrek for the battle of the century.

The Ogre cum tased delicious

Ogre Cum by Shrexyshrek March 18, 2015