slothed

To be incredibly high and retarted you dont function normally.

I was so slothed last night i dont remember anything.

slothed by SteveGez September 24, 2006

scotch notch 

The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

scotch notch by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009

Scotch Plains 

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman.


Westfield, however, is the feeling you get when you're making sweet love to a woman, and then realize it's a man.

I feel so Scotch Plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.



I feel so...WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE A DUDE! I think my dick just shriveled up and fell off! Eugh, I feel so Westfield right now.

Scotch Plains by JerseyTrash August 19, 2008

scotch 

the drink of gods like ron burgandy

i love scotch, scotch, scotch there it goes down down into my belly.

scotch by billy bob brown May 11, 2006

Spot Sloth 

People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.

“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”

Spot Sloth by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

patio sloth 

one who, without regard to race, sits on a porch or patio and lazily obserbes people who pass by.

hey ma, its a patio sloth.

patio sloth by dgafjoe January 15, 2007

Slitch

(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.

guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better

Slitch by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012