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slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

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I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.
by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014
mugGet the slack watermug.

jack slack

Very HOT. The best guy you will ever meet.
by Hot guy. March 13, 2019
mugGet the jack slackmug.

booty slack

When the seat of the pants are either too stretched out or there's not enough booty to fill the pants, the extra fabric is booty slack.
Jennifer: Hey, Cheryl, check out John today!
Cheryl: Well, he looks damn good, but he's got too much booty slack.
by Whitening toothpaste April 20, 2014
mugGet the booty slackmug.

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.
Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!
by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018
mugGet the Slacks Clammug.

Senior slack

The general state of laziness experienced by seniors in high school. It often occurs near the end of the school year when their remaining time is essentially pointless, as many have already been accepted into colleges/universities. It is accompanied by a lack of studying, caring, or effort.
Junior: Aren't you going to study for your calculus test tomorrow?

Me: Nah, senior slack has hit me hard. You'll get the feeling next year...
by Bid D. Scrawl August 31, 2013
mugGet the Senior slackmug.

slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.
Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.
by Lolwut7 February 23, 2022
mugGet the slack karenmug.

Slack tire

This is a tire that is low on air pressure
His car has a slack tire
by Agnes Ann May 7, 2018
mugGet the Slack tiremug.

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