Excrete The Skeet

The act of ejaculating.

Guy 1: Man, I really need to excrete the skeet!

Guy 2: Dude, just go wank it!

Guy 1: Sounds like a good plan.

by spoonandcup August 16, 2009

Yeet and skeet

To have sexual intercourse with someone and leave the next morning.

-"But what do I do if she's a slut?"
-"Yeet and skeet, son"

by gruff-nugget October 20, 2018

skeetered

To be so intoxicated that one's blood alcohol level is sufficient to cause the death of blood sucking insects (e.g., mosquitoes).

Upon awakening and, with one good eye, noting the large collection of deceased mosquitoes surrounding his pounding head, Sam concluded that he'd leveled from shitfaced to skeetered.

by deckhand February 23, 2010

Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

skeet and yeet

When you nut over the phone and instantly ignore the person's messages afterwards

Logan hit me with that skeet and yeet last night. He still won't answer my calls

by pacify;phan July 12, 2017

Yeet my Skeet

Typically used as an insult analogous to “go fuck your self”, it can be used in many ways but most are from one man to another.

Man 1: My mans you got a big ass nose, when you eating out a girl ya nose be pokin her breasteses.
Man 2: You lookin for sum’? Man you can Yeet my Skeet bro.

by SablinDidNothingWrong July 12, 2018

skeet box

A hoe-bag or prostitute type figure intended for the use of transporting or consuming any amount of skeet. Also see sperm dumpster.

So I'm hangin with my buds one night and I was feel in a little frisky... one thing leads to another and that damn skeet box runs away with my wad!

by Ben K. December 18, 2005