when you are in dirty side of a causeway u know it malaysia but when you get to the end you find yourself in a spotless area you will know its singapore
1 Indonesian president:the red dot
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.
2 Malaysian president:cowpat
3 Hongkong:booger
4 USA:china
singaporeans hate answers 2 3 4.
by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019
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Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.
AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.
by Buttslang May 10, 2019
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This chick was coming on to me hard last night. The platinum card was glinting in her eyes, She tried to fumble me under the table but I was only onboard for a Singapore handjob. Had to pull the rip cord and split
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1)A nice place to visit, wide variety of foods from 3 major ethic backgrounds...Malay, Indian and Chinese. Humid weather tha goes all year round. Its too small, people who get sick of singapore seek refuge to thier neighbour..Malaysia.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
And you know what im sick of? THE SINGAPOREAN GOVERNMENT!
2)A country that claims to be democratic....BULLSHIT. In the pledge "To build a democratic society, based on justice and equality, so as to achive happiness, prosperity..." this is also bullshit. A shitty new car in singapore can buy you a new house in australia for the same price. Not to forget, this is a MALAY country and yet its swarmed with all these chinese muthafuckers. Its so racist to malays and indians. Chinese ppl are taking over these countries.(Sadly, Malaysia is now 50% chinese). Whats with the strict rules? Why can't ppl protest for thier own rights? Isn't this suppose to be a democratic country? This communist country is corrupted to the core.
Sadrudin: Hey I have to go back to Singapore to serve National Service for 2 years, eventhough Im a Australian Citizen.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
Habib:That's bull!
Sadrudin: Nah, the Singapore government is too fucked up to realize that my entire life, family, education is here now.
Habib:Uleh, I feel for ya bro.
by Jamaludin July 6, 2006
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by v3Fusion July 12, 2003
Get the Singapore mug.So goddamed hot. Bad music on some radio stations, disgraces the English language with 'singlish" which is a total fucked up language Singaporeans created. No gum here, very bad. No mugging but slashing with parangs. Kinda safe place i guess... Schools over-pressure the kids with insane work. Otherwise it's pretty alright.
by ThegirlfromSingapore December 16, 2010
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