Smooth oozer

Someone who constantly is oozing out smooth through every pore and orifice.

Leech Dogg: Man see that mother fucker there, wearing that fedora, suckin on a joint?

Willy Maverick: He is one fuckin smooth oozer!

Leech Dogg: Fuck oath, smooth is comin out everywhere.

by Badger Whipness January 21, 2009

Smoothwall

An evil tool made by Satan to stop little kids from watching porn.

Damn it! Smoothwall blocked it!!!!!!!

by meinspitzname March 11, 2016

Smooth R and B Buttaz

Those early 90’s R and B songs that definitely got you and your significant other in the mood for love.

Paul: Hey Mazzella, how was your night?

Sean: It was great man, me and Erica went to dinner and capped off the night at a club and we danced to that smooth R and B buttaz all night long.

by RBumgarner March 22, 2019

Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.

“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

“My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”

by I’dfuckme May 14, 2019

Smooth as a pickle

The opposite of being smooth

"Derek, how's your day going?"

"It's about as smooth as a pickle."

by Pickled donkey December 18, 2019

Smooth Milk

A big black fucking cunt

Smooth Milk is black

by Qari Saab November 18, 2020

smooth brain no weinkles

Smooth brain no weinkles. The way to spell wrinkles while having the smooth brain.

Guy 1: smooth brain no weinkles.
Guy 2: what

by Probot 99 November 29, 2020