Shield

The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.

David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh

by Bigdgtownnz June 6, 2013

the shield

the best show ever created? why i do think so.

the shield

Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"

by antidisestablishmentarianism December 28, 2005

beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.

Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*

by pixie meat December 15, 2008

Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.

Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.

by Uchayman September 12, 2010

Sheldon

The best boyfriend you could ever have in your entire life. He is always loyal and it's very hard to stop loving him. He doesn't think very well of himself, but in reality, he is AMAZING. He treats his girl right and loves her with all his heart. He has a girlfriend that loves him very much. All in all, he is overall perfect.

amazing cute hot Sheldon

by DancingEmoTomboy<3 July 6, 2011

Sheldon

A guy who is very sweet. He knows how to steal a girls heart. Some Sheldon's are jerks but most are nice. He is sexy and hard to not fall in love with.

He is so nice! His name must be Sheldon!

by HeyTabatha October 7, 2012

young sheldon

lil kid who is smart

"that kid is smart and a nerd like young sheldon"

by bigman big March 10, 2020