Shimp

A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.

Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp

by zesty hurdle girl March 13, 2022

shampers

The act of depositing one's ejaculate into another's hair and rubbing it into a lather. Commonly a homosexual act.

Instead of letting it run down Ron's ass crack, Cliff gave Ron the shampers.

by Rodney P McLauglin July 6, 2006

Shampoo Tweaker

A person who runs out of their supply of shampoo or other hair products and is forced to used their friends shampoo until they are able to come up with the allotted amount of money needed for new shampoo

"Dave, have you been using my shampoo?"
"Yeah but only for a few days..."
"Dude get your own shampoo you stupid shampoo tweaker"

by EmoDude November 20, 2007

shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

Patroupinol Shampowxinate

The chemical formulation to relieve the hammock flu. The first part of the compound is a found with the root of the maple tree. The finishing additive is draw from the string of a hammock. Thus ridding oneself of the hammock influenza virus. This compound can also be used as a sleep aid and to decrease your ability to sell.

My God, I feel like working today! I better take a dose of Patroupinol Shampowxinate!!!

by Frank Barron June 2, 2009

shemp

A loser that has no clue what is going on.

"Wayne is such a Jankey Shemp, Sherta told him she would give him some play if he bought her that cellie- and he beleived her"

by HAB October 25, 2006

Shampoo

Chinese Amazon girl from Ranma 1/2 who is in love with Ranma Saotome. She fell in "Spring of Drowned Cat," which cursed her to turn into a pink cat when splashed with cold water. When splashed with hot water, she returns to her human form. She works for her great-grandmother Cologne at the Cat Cafe in Japan.

Ni-hao, Ranma! You come to date with Shampoo, yes?

by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011