shardul

Witty, intelligent person whose major problem in life is that he procrastinates too much.

Richie : ffs, I had made such a great plan for my project. But I kept stalling, and now it's submission day, and I have nothing to show.
Sam : that's sad, it seems you were too much of a shardul.

by StarkGaryen October 20, 2020

Shard

The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.

After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.

by cballznhoney April 12, 2012

sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

by cheekytina June 2, 2008

sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

shardul

A man who takes pride in his chest hair; a man who encourages girls to touch his chest hair freely in order to transform them into women.

Girl 1: You have a lot of chest hair.
Shardul: Yes, it forms a triangular pattern. Touch it, I'll make you a woman.
Girl 1: You're such a Shardul!
Shardul: Lightweight!

by R Squared February 17, 2006

shardalard

One who smokes meth to the point of retardation.

Audrey is such a shardalard!

by Sir Spotes Alot October 19, 2007

shard-arm

a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.

"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."

by mo-naynay June 8, 2009