shitbird

Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.

"Hey shitbird, stop vandalizing all the bathrooms

by The Xan Man February 28, 2019

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits

a phrase used by George Carlin to describe the 7 words you can NEVER say on television.

She stood me up tonight. Oh shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits.

by poppholeshit March 9, 2019

Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

shitispiss

A term used when the situation is bad.

Larry: Shitispiss..... Shitispiss.
John: It's ok I'm here for you!
Larry: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOHN!

by The successor of that guy April 9, 2019

Shitistis

You just doesn't care. The state in mind where you just won't be bothered

Today, I'm feeling so shitistis

by Saiiiikkk November 21, 2019

Shibism

The woship of shibes, which came from the dog breed, shiba inus. All shibes should be treated equally, as should other people. The leader of the shibes, Kabosus, is the shibe of bork. Along the shibes, there are the cates, or cattos, which are lead by Grumpus, cate (or catto) of uncare, power,and anger.

There are two sides of the religon of shibism,
the habuissaens (shibal shibists)
and the servicataens (catten shibists)
To The
The shibists have formed a working government (empire of shibes), currency (dogecoin), and space program known as DOGE: To The Moon
Below is a gif of the first shibe to the moon

I am a habuissaen shibist, following the beliefs of shibism, and worshiping Kabosus and his fellow shibes.

by Empire of Shibes October 23, 2019

Shitbird

A score of 26 in darts acquired by shooting a 1,20 and a 5 in no particular order.

Dave Chisnall shoots a lot of 180s, but never I've never seen him shoot a shitbird!

by Spasman June 10, 2020