shatte

-synonym for shit
-all-purpose exclamatory

"Shatte! She's making out with that jigga over there!"

"Holy shatte!"

"What the shatte?!"

by Specter_monkey May 13, 2005

shittenham

a better way for describing chippenham, the shitest town in wiltshire, no skate park, no bowling ally, no escalator. this isnt chippenham, this is shittenham

when you step off the train, the conductor says 'chippenham, this is shittenham'

by shittenhamBoy January 14, 2011

Schattenfreude

What the world feels for Leafs fans.

During hockey season, I always feel Schattenfreude toward Torontians.

by rcmb1 October 8, 2005

Shattenkirk

Verb.

The act of defecating in a man named Kirk.

Don't do it, Spock! He shattenkirk's mouth!

by Sh4ck Savage October 19, 2011

David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

Shittenberg

A brainless compulsive liar that doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground in blast furnace technology

Can you believe that fucking idiot shittenberg started those transmitters on fire

by RJO February 17, 2008

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004