Ear wax shaming

Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.

Ear wax shaming example

Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!

Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!

by Ear wax shaming December 26, 2022

Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

by samsammydog March 28, 2012

dry shaving

The process of shaving (usually your face) without any water or shaving foam.

Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.

"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"

"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"

by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010

booty shaking

The act of shaking la derriere. Founded in pole/table dancing, popularised by hip-hop stars.

Missy be booty shaking like a bad mo fo

by Gigi July 13, 2004

sharingan

1. A kekkei genkai, or bloodline limit, belonging to the Uchiha Clan (Kakashi Hatake is an exception. His sharingan was transplanted to him from Obito Uchiha, a former teammate. Because he does not have Uchiha blood, he cannot fully master the kekkei genkai).

2. To copy. Originating from the manga/anime Naruto.

1. Kakashi used his sharingan against Zabuza which allowed him to copy his techniques and put him into a hypnosis.

2. -after hearing someone say something that he usually says- as if sharingan my sayings

by teh_dee October 23, 2006

shaving the monkeys forehead

A woman partaking in the act of removing all hair from the vaginal area (beetle bonet), thus leaving a smooth hairless area clear of all debris for a nice session of licking the vertical bacon sandwich.

immac, bic, wilkinson, gillette are all tools used in the act. of shaving the monkeys forehead

by luke110381 February 4, 2008

Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 24, 2010