squinky

Popeye & his father have a squinky eye all scrunched up.

Popeye: I'm your one and only exspring. See, we got the same bulgy arms.

Poopdeck Pappy: No resemblance.

Popeye: We-we got the same squinky eye.

Poopdeck Pappy: What squinky eye?

Popeye: That's going to be hard for you to see.

by B laB June 17, 2009

squine

An alcoholic beverage for 40+ year old women, made with an equal mixture of Squirt and white wine.

My mom loves to drink Squine.

by margret40 November 3, 2008

Squingy

The wet squishy feeling that comes from damp underwear, sweat in the genitalia region, or after a weekend of partying with no shower.

She came back from an outdoor summer concert and immediately took a shower to get rid of that squingy feeling.

by O'Lo August 25, 2011

squinge

To squeeze tightly into a small space

we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!

by Jessico October 27, 2006

Seguin

a small town in Texas, east of San Antonio. Often those who live in said town do not have access to the world wide web (a.k.a. the internet), and therefore should not be expected to reply quickly to any emails or online messages.

"I'm from the town of Seguin."

"Is that why you never answer my emails?"

by stuckinseguin April 10, 2009

jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

squink

Contraction of squid ink;to obfuscate

He didn't really have any proof. All he did was add more squink to the argument.

by Caligula Jones February 15, 2008