Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something

otherwise known as bad ascii art

the-thing-where-you-open-an-email-and-you-scroll-down-and-it-makes-a-shape-or-something... and if you don't forward it to 5 friends, you'll have bad luck

by big2na June 15, 2011

scrolling

What my Mum does all day on the couch, using Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and every type of online platform the possibly is.

"Mum! Stop scrolling! Can we have dinner now??"

by Jupiter82 September 9, 2020

Black berry with a side scroll

Sell that mf to any rapper I know

Drake wants to Black berry with a side scroll

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 June 18, 2025

Scroll burner

A piece of digital content—like an article, story, or thread—that’s so compelling, you can’t stop scrolling.

Like “page turner” but for things you read on your smart phone.

“ That longform essay on Elon Musk’s sex life was a total scroll burner—I read the whole thing in one sitting”

by anonymous May 30, 2025

Scrotum Scroll

When two Bros dock and then another bro comes with his nutsack wraps the two wieners with for skin.

During the brodynamic three chosen ones will perform and read from the Scrotum Scrolls

by (((CCC))) December 5, 2021

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025