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Screen Zombie 

Idiots who text while walking down the sidewalk unaware of all the people that have to dodge them. Also someone who won't wait to get out of a crosswalk to scroll on their phone.
I was going 45mph through a green light and this f*cking screen zombie drags ass right into the crosswalk in front of oncoming traffic without ever looking up from her phone.
Screen Zombie by SoAwake November 23, 2016
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screen peeker

One who glances without permission at the computer screen of others, usually done in public and to laptop users.
"I was trying to log onto Facebook but there was a screen peeker lurking behind me so I had to close my screen and walk away."
screen peeker by leoinstereo November 2, 2008

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.
Why do you keep screen splashing man?
Screen Splashing by Cryuga September 3, 2010

screen dump

When you are unable to download an image, a screenshot is taken and then saved to your computer. This Results in your own copy of the image but generally at low quality. Often used to obtain other peoples display pictures.
Person1: have you got a picture of your girl friend yet?
Person2: nah, she only has her display picture
Person1: Screen dump it and send then.
screen dump by Hypo_Mix October 19, 2005

screen hopping 

buying a ticket for one movie and entering another because the age certificate is too high for you to pass
1. "Do you wanna go and see Saw V?"
"No, I can't pass for 18."
"So? We'll screen-hop."
-2 hours later-
"That movie was great! I LOVE screen hopping!!"
screen hopping by wtfCharlie June 12, 2009

Screen Looker 

A person who tends to look at other peoples screens in hopes of beating them at any or all first person shooters. He uses the justification that one only plays games to win -- and to achieve this goal it's fine to screen look. A.K.A Brad Baum
Brad Baum, you're such a screen looker. You will leave a hollow life if you continue to do so.

screen slaver 

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break
Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.
screen slaver by Brian Salamone February 28, 2007