The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
by American Dad! November 3, 2013
Get the Schmooblydong mug.Verb. To cross the road quickly before oncoming traffic and leave friends at the other other side. The individual crossing the road is the one 'schkonking'.
by BeattieBastard March 1, 2009
Get the Schkonk mug.The hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. It is opened by tapping the clit three times. It is the greatest secret to the female population.
"Hey, can I see your schloggen?"
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
"What are you talking about?"
"No, the schloggen."
"Let's make this quick."
by Roland the Gunslinger December 27, 2009
Get the Schloggen mug.Scemothunk is a person who clearly can't make up their mind and is emo, scene, goth, and punk all at the same time.
Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
by The New trender December 5, 2012
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n. name of a German dance brought over to America in the 21st century. Dance similiar to someone trying to balance on a wobbly board while walking.
"Let's do the schmokenhagen!"
by Valerie_08 February 2, 2008
Get the schmokenhagen mug.Derived from the word moloch for a king or primitive pagan god. Schmoloch is a person who is the center of attention or focus of others but either idles away while others look on or otherwise behaves stupidly before the group.
In chess: "It is your turn to move, schmoloch."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
In Scrabble: "Schmoloch! There is no way that crumperbun is in the dictionary I can't believe that took you 30 minutes."
In pizza: "This pizza delivery schmoloch hasn't arrived yet. My apartment isn't that hard to find."
For mothers: "My schmoloch son said he would call after dinner and now I am sitting in my pajamas."
by DancingFedora December 5, 2009
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