personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

estrogen resonance

When multiple women have their periods synced at the same time. The PMS resulting from this can often be deadly for nearby males. This phenomenon is analogous to physical wave resonance.

"Did you hear about the estrogen resonance the field hockey team has been having lately? I hear it has killed at least five men."

by aeroshire March 31, 2010

Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

No Reason

Lack Of A Reason.

The Shit Fairy Just Visited Me For No Reason!

by god is a bidoof November 27, 2014

Remson

someone who is so white it is funny when he tries to act gangster; the whitest kid you'll ever meet

White kid: What up big guy?
Gangster: Nothin.
White kid: That's legit.
Gangster: Yous a Remson son

by Hot Wuk January 14, 2008

Reason #137

You buy 2 boxes of Digiorno Pizza, and 3 bags of dicks

Reason #137 to never go to the grocery store hungry...

by Does Your Know March 26, 2019

the reason

the woman who is the reason to live for for a man; all other reasons put together do not equal or will ever equal the reason

I found the reason (a love) so great and so consuming and so healthy that as long as i was with her i would not need to see another person forever

by alice alexcia June 2, 2018