rent-a-llama

A market moving service, which uses the mystical powers of the llama to push or pull markets. Coming to an IRC channel near you.

<YMgal> how much is that llama in the window... (spit spit) the one with the soft fuzzy coat.. (spit spit). Rent-a-llama has me on hold ;-(

by zwf September 27, 2004

crack rental

the loaning of ones transportation to a drug dealer after intense contract negotiations. Used when one requires more drugs than they had money for. Not for the married or those who don't own the car as it is never returned as there is no deadlines.

Man I've done spent my check. How will I get more crack? Hey Pookie look I ain't got no money, but how about a crack rental for a couple of rocks?

by rockrental allstar April 13, 2006

rent boy

A man who sells himself for money...or crack. whichever the case may be. Rent boys are often involved with peedy potter.

"Tutton, you know your my rent boy." said peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

low rent

Used to describe an action or area which is of poor socioeconomic value. Trailer trash, ghetto and houses with car parts, shopping carts are areas of LR.

Actions might be but not limited to using plastic grocery bags as handbags and claiming Twinkies as an ingredient in a desert will definitely constitute as an LR action.

Joseph: "Whats with the grocery bag Lynn"?
Lynn: "I use it as a hand bag so I don't get mugged in my neighborhood. I got some Twinkies to make my strawberry shortcake desert"
Joseph: " That's low rent"

by LaurelE May 11, 2009

rent a cop

someone who's a rented cop. usually a security guard at schools or events.

yo that rent-a-cop can't do shit. he doesnt even have a badge.

by ALeN BaLeN April 28, 2003

rent party

When you can\'t afford to pay your rent so you go out and buy a bunch of cheep food at the dollar store and sell it at a party for a higher price.

At that rent party chips were $1 a piece

by bling master April 26, 2005

Rent Boy

English term for a Supporter of Chelsea Football Club.

"Chelsea Rent boy! Chelsea Rent boy! Woa Woa"

by Redeye Night May 10, 2005