On and Off Relationship

When you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are on and off . Y'all have been thru so much , arguments, lying, heartbreak, personal issues and one day y'all not speaking to each other and then 2 days later y'all are all flirtatious and kissey face again. Everybody knows that you two love eachother .. Y'all break up one day and back together the next

Friend : You and so and so still together?
Girl : Idk
Other Friend : They on and off all the time
Friend : Knowing y'all gonna be all on eachother in no time
Girl : I love him but he's too much. We just have a on and off relationship

by yohoewce May 23, 2015

relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

Private Relationship

When you and your partner are in a relationship, and people are aware of that relationship yet do not know the inner workings of it. People in a private relationship do not post or share all of the details of their relationship for everyone to know, they respect one others privacy. Elite Partnership, no gossip.

Greg and Elizabeth have been in a private relationship for three years now, but I have no idea what they do when theyre alone.

by cerealcrusader December 7, 2019

relaxation dump

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

by KJones January 5, 2008

religioso

A person who spends every waking moment possible focused on their faith. Plural: religiosos

I suspect the religiosos hate evolution because evolution is leaving them behind.

by thistlebottom January 4, 2014

relationship anarchy

A relationship philosophy applying anarchist principles to interpersonal relating. Some especially important values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of State control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. Cf. anarcho-amory

I practice relationship anarchy because I love the freedom it gives my partners and I to be ourselves.

by Wileyjayfox January 31, 2020

Fortune Cookie Religion

Fortune Cookie Religion describes religious beliefs that are not based on reading religious texts in their entirety but by reading one disjointed verse at a time, as though getting small doses of wisdom akin to a fortune cookie.

The reader then forces that one short verse to apply to their lives and those around them without reading the chapters before or after. This style of religion creates a tendancy for the words to be misinterpretted or taken out of context. Also the reader usually does very little to understand the culture at the time, or other inferences surrounding the time and place that the scripture was written.

In essence it is a shallow religious base comprised of little effort or research on the part of the person. Someone who is Fortune Cookie Religious likes little sayings, quotes, and things with bits of scripture on them, to outwardly show to others that they are religious, but rarely do they read their religious texts themselves. They wait for someone else to tell them what to believe.

Jane's Fortune Cookie Religion involves her reading her Zen Calendar every day.

Tom's made a Fortune Cookie Religion out of reading his horoscope.

Sally's turned reading the Bible into a Fortune Cookie Religion with the way she opens it and points to a random verse, hoping that it will show her the way.

by Lindsay Archer July 14, 2007