Ralf

Ralf is one of the sexiest boys he gets all the girls and never runs out of booty

Ralf

by Sexy boy:) December 4, 2018

lib'rals

In fundie folklore, the lib'ral is a legendary animal of unkown origin, with supernatural powers which it uses to exclusively evil ends. Many ancient anecdotes relate the power of the lib'ral to control the minds of others, and as the legends go, this power is mainly used to distort the media's depiction of reality. How this feat is achieved is not understood, as it has often been observed that media outlets are more often owned by Republicans. According to legend, the lib'ral often enjoys using its considerable powers for the following other dastardly deeds (this is not a complete list:
-supporting terrorism
-questioning the administration
-eating babies
-legalizing drugs (oddly, these attempts have not yet been successful)
-raising taxes
-reducing average personal hygiene
-getting 10-year-olds addicted to crack
-stealing vintage automobiles, and using them to committing fornication frequently and easily
-human sacrifice

Practically any mishap or problem in the life of the Republican can and will be blamed on the lib'rals.

Pete: You seen that news report today on (insert channel here)?
Jerry: It almost made them Muslims look like human beings! Damn them lib'rals in the media!

Vern: Dang, Joe-Bob, someone done run off with mah wife, my hounds and mah penis enlarger pump!
Joe-Bob: It's them lib'rals at work again!

by jazzriff October 16, 2005

Raleigh

A man who is usually a jokester makes people laugh, and someove who so many people look forward to seeing each day

I wish raleigh was here

by the_kingdisciple November 24, 2018

Goin to Ralphs

Gettin your serpent rubbed or slobbed on in the back of an expensive car, in a crowded public parking lot, preferibly in the middle of the day

Danny: Hey do u wanna go to the beach today? It's really hot out

Chad: Nah man I can't I'm goin to Ralphs with my significant other

by Shugah Nipz July 30, 2010

ralle apple

a special kind of apples grown in the famous gardens of "ralle" (aka rasmus) the apples have a very sweet taste if harvested at the exact right time

yesterday, i got myself a big ralle apple

by pieni August 5, 2003

car rally

An event in which high school seniors get together at night and do a type of "treasure hunt". The people are divided into cars AKA teams and get a list of things they need to complete. Winning team gets the money collected from the entry fee. It's also important to know that most of the tasks involve people taking their clothes off and running around naked, so please, if you're going to join, fill your car up or at least make sure you join a car with the hottest girls.

Hey Travis, you better register your car for the car rally, its coming up this Saturday!

by Ryan Sn September 17, 2008

Ralph

Verb, to consume food or drink in a manner when high

Man I can’t wait to make cakes and Ralph with the mafia at Mitchell’s house tonight.

by Minoy November 26, 2019