Queer Bagel

A seemingly heterosexual individual who acts as gay as a freaking rainbow. Also known as metrosexual, Queer Bagels can be found almost anywhere. They behave with retarded mannerisms even though they're lame and don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Sam: "Little kids on Xbox Live are such Queer Bagels!"
Stephanie: "Fa sho."
Sam: "Shut up, bitch."
Stephanie: "... Asshole."
Sam: "... Freak."
Stephanie: "QUEER BAGEL!!!"

by Zetti March 18, 2009

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Queer Pole for Straight Hole

gay guy chasing straight ass

"I was hitting on a guy, then I saw him look at a girls ass, IM guilty of Queer Pole for Straight Hole!"

by ankur vakil December 18, 2005

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Related Words

Queird • queirdo • queir • Queirdhoe • Queired • Queirf • Queiruga • Yo queiro Taco Bell • Mandar um queiroga • Ay Papi, Yo Queiro Su Cuerpo

queerboat

A boat of queer; a random, nonsense insult

You like No Doubt? What a queerboat.

by Any St. Peter's Student September 24, 2005

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professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"

every channel is being taken over by professional queers

by blurg May 12, 2008

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Queer Pirate

A cool refreshing drink made on the rocks with Captain Morgan Rum, Tonic, and a zesty lemmon wedge.

One isn't necessarily a queer if they order up nice tall "Queer Pirate" at the most popular club in town.

"Bartender! If you fix me up with a Queer Pirate i'll push my stool in before I leave".

by Fistfull 'o' boomstick June 25, 2009

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