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cock puppet

Something you stick your dick inside to make move around. A nymphomaniac. Someone who is very energetic during the act of sexual intercourse. Usually referring to a younger individual
"Dude, she's a total cock puppet."
"Man, I'm sick of my wife, I need a cock puppet"
by Wildstar July 23, 2003
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Disney Puppet

A talentless person hired by the Disney corporation because he or she has a pretty face. These people lack musical and acting skills, but nevertheless star in movies and have hit records. They are puppets because Disney owns their ass, and they do whatever they are told and and have no creative input whatsoever.
Prepubescent teen 1: OMG!! Have you heard the new Hannah Montana album?? It's so good!

Prepubescent teen 2: Totally. Those highly paid employees sure know how to write great music for their Disney Puppets!
by thebetterfriend2 February 5, 2010
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Puppet Face

Those deep lines around the mouth that look distrubing and similiar to a puppets mouth. Usually reserved for the aging and smokers.
Would you say she is about fifty with that puppet face?
by embrey January 29, 2010
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Finger Puppet

1.A female that you would insert your fingers into her Vagina
2. Good looking girl
Dammm G, that was some good looking finger puppet that just walked by, nice ass.
by Adam Osuchowski January 23, 2009
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puppet leech

Generally a failure at life who lives off other people because he can't afford to live on his own. Expects other people to pay for him to live. Also see ugly ginger kid or rotted teeth monster. Changes opinions to fit what he believes she wants to hear.
Man have you seen Caleb he's such a puppet leech . He's a pathetic turd
by Dipshit 468 February 20, 2022
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Blunder Puppet

Derogatory term for a human, of any gender, who just "Can't seem to do anything right"
by Crimanon December 5, 2010
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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!
OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!
by Vendetta Fist February 15, 2017
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