promise ring

1. A tactic teenage boys use to get with a girl without using normal means
2. One way ticket to vaginaville

I gave my girl a promise ring, and now she's a total nympho

by joemorgue September 28, 2005

Party Promise

Something you say at a party that you have no intention of keeping, especially if you will probably never see the person again. Similar to a "little white lie."

"I promise I'll pull out in time"

"No, that's no a roofiecolada"

by kyle the ninja April 23, 2005

Hollow Promise

A promise that is made without any intention of being followed through with. Often used just to shut someone up.

The receptionist's claim of Milo before lunch time was nothing more than a hollow promise.

by DisgruntledAccountant November 10, 2009

Promise piercing

A piercing on the third finger of the left hand to hold a diamond that shows that a girl is committed to a boyfriend.

That's not a ring she's wearing. It's a promise piercing. That's a rock stuck in her finger like a nose stud. I wish a girl could show that kind of commitment to me. I'm lucky if I don't get stood up for tacos at Tacky's.

by North Central Johnny June 26, 2009

promiscuous

for male or female. a dirty person who gets around and has been around the block a couple of times but sometimes lies about his or her happenings.

billy went to janes house and when he left he went to jens house therefore being promiscuous.

by bluepanther September 6, 2008

Providence Catholic High School

The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.

Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?

Providence Catholic High School student: yes.

by ProviGuy July 30, 2011

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 26, 2013