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poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards
Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.
poopscaroons by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021

Prison Poops 

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
Prison Poops by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010
A frozen piece of poop, stuck in a stick and then eaten for pleasure!
Man, do you know what your eating?
No, what?
Your eating a poopsicle!
poopsicle by Saugy January 27, 2005

Poops McGee 

A euphemism used by Tenacious D to refer to something that's shitty. Can be heard in the episode "Angel in Disguise".
Jack Black: Kyle took a bullet for me, now I gotta rock the three.
Kyle Gass: (as a ghost) I took a bullet for JB, now I'm in heaven and I can see.
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: No way, no KG I disagree.
KG: Why?
JB: Your decision to rescue me...
KG: Yeah
JB: Was the decision to set you free...
KG: (Walks onto stage) Was definately Poops McGee.
JB: Wait this is fuckin with my head. I totally thought he was dead.
KG: Just remember what you said. The medallion's made of bulletproof lead.
In harmony:
KG: I took a bullet for JB.
JB: Kyle took a bullet for me.
KG: Now I'm in Heaven and I can see.
JB: Now I got to rock for three.
KG: No no no no.
JB: KG and me.
Both: Don't forget about Tenacious D.
Poops McGee by MtFujiInMyPants November 6, 2008

Poopskank 

1) say if you are angry / use in place of a not so kind word
2) someone who is scandalous
1) ohhh , poopskank !
2) that girl is a poopskank .
Poopskank by the poopskank March 26, 2009

Poopsexual 

A person whos love for feces is so strong that they are sexually attracted to all those who regularly indulge in consumption and interaction with feces.
Yo did you see that sexy-ass dung beetle bro? Think she'd be into me as a fellow poopsexual?

My parents disowned me when they found out I was poopsexual.