pood

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

Poodaddy

The largest piece of poop in a big dump; or a really big piece of poop that makes you wonder how you could have created something so big

That poodaddy was quite the troublemaker!

You wouldn't believe the size of this poodaddy i just made

by RYNAE February 5, 2014

Poodle

This is a title used for a lesbian who transcends a Lipstick Lesbian in her level of high maintenance. It's possible she may have been a gay man in a previous life in her aesthetic tastes, love of high fashion and personal hygiene items. A Poodle is not afraid to embrace her inner femininity and actively seeks opportunities to wear a tiara. She abhors physical labor and all things that may make her "glow" (Poodles DO NOT sweat). It is possible that even in the breeders world a Poodle might be viewed as difficult to please and just a bit demanding...

Although not confirmed Portia de Rossi has all of the indications of being a Poodle. Lindsey Lohan is a Poodle puppy...

by msfranmc March 20, 2009

Poodie

A piece of poop, or dirt that looks like poop.

Me: Hey, sit down
You: No way, there's poodie on that chair.

BRB i have 2 go take a poodie.

by michaliann October 1, 2009

poodlehead

An elderly ladies hairdo. Resembling the blue-white do of a prepped poodle. Commonly used to describe the driver of a vehicle.

That poodlehead cut me off!
There's nobody but poodleheads at the quilt show.

by westernpig April 20, 2006

Poodidler

Someone who tends to put off defecation, otherwise known as taking a shit, until they have a loaf hanging at their kness. Derived from poo(feces) and dilly dallying (stalling)

that guy is walking so weird he must be a poodidler.

by Big Gay Jaiimes July 1, 2004

poodacac

Having remnents of "poo" on the cac when it is pulled out of one's arse.

I was poodacacing JJ's mom one day, it was very nice.

by kirchE October 12, 2004