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Procrasdebating

Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.

Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.

Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.

Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.

Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
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procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
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Procrasturbate

pro·cras·tur·bate.

Verb.

Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.

To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.

Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
I couldn't procrasturbate any more. I had no other choice but to do my essay.
by TMurray88 May 14, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of pleasuring oneself (aka "knock one out") in order to avoid a dull or arduous task.

It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
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Procrasturbate

The act of stopping and starting again while masturbating in order to delay orgasm.
Dude, masturbating goes by too quickly...

You have to learn to procrasturbate, man.
by mkay567 January 9, 2012
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Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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