Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.
Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.
Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.
Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.
I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.
Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.
Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.
Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010
Get the Procrasdebating mug.Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
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Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
Verb.
Procrasturbating is the act of masturbating as a form of procrastination.
To put off or to defer work or responsibility with a quick hand-shandy.
Sometimes referred to as a procrasti-wank.
by TMurray88 May 14, 2011
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It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
It's possibly a more heath concious version of procrastineating. :o)
Dave: Have you finished that report you have been working on?
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
John: Sorry, I have been procrasturbating all day.
Dave: Man, all you ever do is procrasturbate. I bet your old fella looks like a Walnut Whip?
John: Yeah, it smarts a bit too.
by InspoAdam June 15, 2011
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Get the Procrasturbate mug.When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
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