Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.

Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting

by MisterNotSoT February 2, 2012

Inceptshit posting

The act of shitposting while taking a shit.

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."

by Mi General March 11, 2016

petty posting

Indirectly posting about someone, but being petty at the same time.

petty posting : "Why does he always do this to me?"

by pandacolors June 5, 2017

Horny posting again i see

When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week

God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two

hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see

by Strange_iss April 20, 2020

Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

perpetual posting machine

Someone that answers their own post in an endless loop babble filled post

Dennis went full perpetual posting machine when he was questioned about being a real Wizard

by ShillBilly March 18, 2021

trigger-posting

To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group

"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."

by dogezes April 21, 2021